HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 Forever 21 Is Actually Closing For Real This Time–No Guys I’m Serious Tens of thousands of teens across the nation were left shell-shocked and stunned … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Dear Benjamin, I read an article in The Warrior about ghosts in our school. I have a horrible fear of ghosts and don’t want them … Read More
by Dylan Sondike ‘24 On March 18, 2022, Alaska’s lone member of the House of Representatives, Don Young, passed away at the age of 89 as the longest Republican ever to serve in Congress. In an upcoming special election to fill the seat, Sarah Palin has thrown her name in the ring. In 2006, Palin became the Governor of Alaska … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nicholas Schade ‘23
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nicholas Schade ‘23
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Aries — After a long period of isolation, the voices in your head now have faces to match. Why not befriend them and extend your social circle? Taurus — … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 Relief Fund Started For Teen Victims Of NFTs Though the members of Sherwood’s NFT Club joined with high hopes, three weeks later, their dreams have … Read More
by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Dear Benjamin, Lately, my math teacher, “Ms. Smith,” has spent most of class sharing her family drama with us. I feel bad, since she is clearly dealing with intense trauma – Ms. Smith’s mother cheated on her husband with Ms. Smith’s own husband! But, I’m also failing Geometry. How do I provide emotional support while conveying … Read More
by Nicholas Schade ’23 HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues.
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Coming to theaters on April 1, 2022, Sony Pictures Morbius is no joke. Critically acclaimed method actor, Jared Leto, known for kino such as 2016’s … Read More