300 Students Devote Themselves to Local Cult

by Nick Stonesifer ’20 After spending any amount of time at Sherwood High School, it’s safe to say that we all go to school in the middle of nowhere. That is until the month of March when the small town of Sandy Spring is put on the map. For two weekends of the year a strange ritual occurs in this … Read More

Humor: Bad Boys Are Bad for You

by Martholdy Pierre-Canel ‘21 HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues Now I get it, you read a couple of Wattpad stories in middle school, such as “After” when an innocent girl makes the … Read More

Humor: Enjoy the New Way To Rebel

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Drew Scott ’20 If you’re not living under a rock in this modern age, you‘ve likely heard the phrase, “Ok Boomer.” This one line causes the … Read More

Is the Cybertruck Even Cool?

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Matt Rosenthal ‘22 Sophomore Alex Johnson wants his first car to be a truck. However, Johnson’s family is an environmentally friendly family. They use solar panels, … Read More

Ranking Sherwood’s Water Fountains

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Jenna Bloom ’21 H2O. Agua. Dihydrogen Monoxide (shout out to Honors Chemistry for that one). Water. We need it to survive, we need water. Luckily, our … Read More

Humor: School Year Drags Itself from Purgatory

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nick Stonesifer ‘20 January 2, the Judgment Day. Students all over the county have fallen victim on this terrible day. Break is over and we’re all … Read More

Humor: Taking an Inside Look into the Most Awkward Time of Our Lives

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Taylor Wallace ‘21 Middle school: the literal most awkward years of a person’s life. You feel old, but in reality, you’re still a child. You’re finally … Read More

Humor: New Movement Finds Silver Lining to Climate Change

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Carlee Malone ‘20 It’s everywhere in the news: “Confronting New Climate Realities” and “Climate Emergency: A Humanitarian Call to Action.” Climate change is a pressing issue, … Read More

Humor: Two Words That Stick It to the Man

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Drew Scott ‘20 If you’re not living under a rock in this modern age, you know about the phrase, “OK Boomer.” This one line causes the … Read More

Humor: Like My Recent

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nick Stonesifer ’20 Recently at the Instagram headquarters, CEO Adam Mosseri announced they will be removing like counters from the platform. This comes at a time when likes … Read More