Humor: Apple’s iStand Proves that People Will Buy Anything

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Drew Scott ’20 With the success of Apple’s new product, a $999 stand for your Apple TV, one thing has been made crystal clear. People are really … Read More

Humor Writers Graduate, Leaving Warrior Pride in Shambles and Students in Despair

by Noah Corman ‘19 For those who remember, the former overlord of the Humor section, Jared Schwartz, predicted that this year’s Humor section would tragically fall apart without his genius after he graduated last spring. As one of the few survivors of this lowly, shabby section, I can confirm that he was right. For far too long, the Humor section … Read More

Humor: Vaccines Affirm Your Opinions

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Lauren Hesse ‘19 In a groundbreaking new study, two Harvard scientists have concluded that getting a vaccine, of any type, causes serious neurological side effects if … Read More

Humor: Students Finally Get Organized and Relax, Thanks to KonMari Method of Visualization

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Drew Scott ‘20 With the end of the year approaching, many students are rushing to get their final grades up to acceptable, punishment-clearing levels. However, there may … Read More

Humor: Jock Outs Himself as a Nerd, Breaks Down Barriers for Student Athletes Everywhere

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Devon Goldstein ‘21 and Sudha Sudaker ‘21 Most people know senior Charlie Stanley for his stellar athletic performance on the lacrosse field. However, many would be surprised … Read More

Humor: These Perfect Excuses for Showing Up Late to School Could Change Your Life

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Liam Kennedy ‘19 Are you sick of stumbling into the bathroom at 7 in the morning, where you promptly bang your head on the cabinet and stub … Read More

Humor: New Study Concludes Vaccines Are Unsafe If You Think They Are

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Lauren Hesse ‘19 In a groundbreaking new study, two Harvard scientists have concluded that getting a vaccine, of any type, causes serious neurological side effects if the … Read More

Humor: Innovative Company Creates Biodegradable Juul Alternative

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Russell Irons ‘19 Ever since its release in 2015, the Juul has enraptured today’s youth much to the ire of their elders. Its main draws are … Read More

Humor: Sherwood Teacher Joshua Kinnetz Has Found the Key to Immortality

This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Jonah Sachs ‘20 Some Sherwood students were stunned to find that one of their favorite social studies teachers, Joshua Kinnetz, was older than they had previously speculated. When Kinnetz offhandedly … Read More

Humor:Local Parents’ Attempts To Seem Cool Only Brings Shame to Their Children

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Malec Fahmy ‘20 In recent years, parents have attempted to adopt new slang to become “hip” like their children. After a survey taken by The Warrior of … Read More