Not Exactly News: Homecoming Horrors

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 Attendees of the Sherwood homecoming dance on October 23 were shocked and surprised when, at the climax of the evening, in a truly … Read More

NFL Executive Resigns Due to Scandal-Free Career

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Solaiman Hassanin ‘23 Apologetic, Luke Atmyass cleaned out his office for the last time. After nearly four decades, he will no longer be serving as an … Read More

👻Ghost Outbreak in Sherwood Sparks Outrage👻

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Liam Trump ‘24, Andrew Papalia ‘24, Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Multiple sightings of eerie white smoke have been reported in the recently closed off C hall boys’ … Read More

Recent Bus Accident Leads Student To Sue

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 August 30 marked the first day of the 2021-2022 school year for MCPS students. For most, the day went by with no trouble … Read More

Not Exactly News: The Monthly Brief

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23   Biden Surprised At Taliban Discourtesy “[O]ur 20-year military presence in Afghanistan has ended,” the 45th U.S. president said in a press conference … Read More

Sherwood To Stage Hunger Games With Teachers As Tributes

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Ella Scher ‘23 Breaking news: In an effort to bridge the gap between students and teachers,  Principal Timothy Britton has allowed a select group of students, representing … Read More

Tired of Chromebooks

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This cartoon is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ’23

Cuomo Exposed In Shocking Revelation

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This cartoon is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ’23 New York governor Andrew Cuomo is reportedly facing backlash for what many have called “outrageous, horrible acts of disgusting untruth.”  In a press … Read More