The Warrior Online

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Ella Scher ‘23 Vladimir Putin, two steps away from becoming the next Russian dictator, has announced his intent to resign next year; unresolved speculation claims that he … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Steven Kelley ‘20 In lieu of seniors not having anything they’ve been working the past 12 years for, parents have been trying to find ways to … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Drew Scott ‘20  Have you ever tried to write something for school, but the gears in your head just won’t turn, so you pour lubricant in … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Jimmy Yates ‘21 When Principal Eric Minus started at Sherwood, he immediately brought with him change. Minus introduced new expectations, “Pillars of Excellence,” and even slogans. … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Jackson Hongtong ’21 Breaking news: It was reported by TMZ that the source of the Coronavirus that is spreading around the world is from the beer, … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nick Stonesifer ’20 After spending any amount of time at Sherwood High School, it’s safe to say that we all go to school in the middle … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Carlee Malone ‘20 It’s everywhere in the news: “Confronting New Climate Realities” and “Climate Emergency: A Humanitarian Call to Action.” Climate change is a pressing issue, … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Martholdy Pierre-Canel ‘21 Now I get it, you read a couple of Wattpad stories in middle school, such as “After” when an innocent girl makes the … Read More

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Drew Scott ’20 If you’re not living under a rock in this modern age, you‘ve likely heard the phrase, “Ok Boomer.” This one line causes the … Read More