President Comic
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nicholas Schade ’23
Zombie Survival Guide
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by John Castle ‘25 Drawing the attention of people worldwide, including mine, there has been a recent emergence of a “Zombie Virus.” This pathogen was found present in Siberian … Read More
Abnormal Advice: Ben There Done That
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Dear Benjamin, Every year I start a New Year’s resolution to eat healthier and go to the gym but I fail every time! Oreos and … Read More
(not) exactly news:
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 Admin Who Makes 150K+ a Year Sympathetic to Teachers’ Plight As frustrated teachers rally around the clock to beg the school system for pay raises … Read More
SCHOOL IS HARD
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nick Schade ’23
Decree of Twitter Ownership
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Thy dearest majesty, I might not but writeth to thee in the midst of extreme prosecution and turmoil. As thou art well acknown, mine own … Read More
Abnormal Advice: Resurrections
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Dear Benjamin, Help! I’m in quite a pickle. I like this person, but they go to Blake. My friends and I all go to … Read More
(not) exactly news: November 2022
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 Junior Noticeably Frustrated That Their Mental Health Is Improving An anonymous Sherwood junior has recently been incredulous and irritated at the fact that taking walks, … Read More
School Offers New Wilderness Therapy Trip
by Cliff Vacin ‘25 After complaints from Sherwood students and the SGA about the lack of general field trips, the school administration intervened to create a new “adventure abroad” field trip that is planned to take place in early December. The week-long Wilderness Therapy camp in Summersville, West Virginia is open to students in all levels, and all it requires … Read More
Students Unionize Against Work
by Jordan Costolo ‘25 A small but very vocal minority of students have banded together to fight back against the teachers of Sherwood. Inspired by the recent efforts of workers to unionize at massive corporations such as Apple, Amazon, and Starbucks, junior Jackson Shun created the Fellowship of Students in Solidarity (FSS). The FSS is demanding that students receive no … Read More