Mask Off Sherwood

by Nicholas Schade ’23 HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues.

Morbius’ Introduces Epic MCU Connection

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Coming to theaters on April 1, 2022, Sony Pictures Morbius is no joke. Critically acclaimed method actor, Jared Leto, known for kino such as 2016’s … Read More

Space Billionaires Cut Out Common Man

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Jordan Costolo ‘25 The one percent is going to space. Now if that’s not alarming, I don’t know what is. I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about: … Read More

Abnormal Advice

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Hello Benjamin, My teacher eats his breakfast in class every single morning, but it smells so bad. I walk into the room and immediately feel … Read More

How To Keep This Year’s Resolutions

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Aviv Klayman ‘24 Year after year, millions of people make resolutions in January to kick off a new start–from going to the gym daily or creating a futuristic … Read More

Preacher Claims He Has Received Divine Message

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Solaiman Hassanin ‘23 In today’s society, few issues are more debated than the role of religion in each individuals’ life. One noble preacher has taken the … Read More

(Not) Exactly News: January 2022

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 What the ‘Girlboss Empire’ Means for American Men When President Joseph Biden abruptly resigned, the world was stunned and saddened, then fearful, as … Read More

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Bathroom Door Creates Privacy Utopia for Sherwood Boys

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ’24 Sherwood has implemented measures over the past few weeks to provide Sherwood boys with privacy and refuge for disadvantaged groups in the school … Read More