With the Democrats’ crushing defeat on November 5, questions of candidate fielding and campaign strategy have been raised among party insiders. Losing the House, the Senate, and the presidency via both electoral college and popular vote has proven to be a real moment of shock for the Democratic establishment, and many long-held assumptions about the nature of American politics are … Read More
by Declan Rooney ‘25 As a red-blooded, glue-eating, American Patriot, it is imperative that I stay dangerously uniformed and yet still vote for the candidate I determine to be more “chill” solely based on what I see on TikTok and the fragments of Fox News I catch when my dad falls asleep on the couch. This year I happened to … Read More
by Josh Pulaski ‘25 Does it sometimes feel like students are speaking a different language? Is it possible that they actually do have their own language? Are you just an old head boomer no cap? If you’re one of the unfortunate souls who still doesn’t know what “rizz” means, then I’m here to help. Keeping up with slang isn’t an … Read More
by Declan Rooney ‘25 In the last decade we have narrowly escaped the apocalypse so many times, such as global threats of nuclear war, the entire year of 2020, and that time Taylor Swift wore a mismatched outfit to one of her concerts. But I’m here to be the bearer of bad news: the world is going to end in … Read More
by Jordan Costolo ‘25 These three-plus years at Sherwood have been painful for us Seniors. While the three graduating Classes before us got lucky and had at least a year break from this wretched place due to Covid, the Class of 2025 will be the first class in years who will get the full Sherwood experience. They say that the … Read More
by Fiona Lipczenko ‘25 In order to keep up with development programs at local high schools, such as the complete replacement of Northwood’s facility and major capital projects at Damascus and Poolesville, Sherwood is instituting an innovative interior design plan. Staff, students, and parents alike are stunned by the nonconformist design choices manifesting in the building. To really open up … Read More
by Finn Lipczenko ‘25 In order to keep up with development programs at local high schools, such as the complete replacement of Northwood’s facility and major capital projects at Damascus and Poolesville, Sherwood is instituting an innovative interior design plan. Staff, students, and parents alike are stunned by the nonconformist design choices manifesting in the building. To really open up … Read More
by Declan Rooney ’25 At some point you may have Googled how much the United States is in debt and been swamped by a tsunami of depressing stories about how the U.S government is 34.4 trillion dollars in debt which is going to cause a global economic collapse. Fear not concerned citizens, for I have cooked up three delicious ways … Read More
by Declan Rooney ‘25 The Kansas City Chiefs won this year’s Super Bowl, beating the favorited San Francisco 49ers 25-22. The victory was the third consecutive upset win for the Chiefs in the playoffs, after taking down favorites such as the #2-seeded Buffalo Bills and #1-seeded Baltimore Ravens. They did all of this despite an underwhelming season, going just 12-6 … Read More
by Jordan Costolo ‘25 In the course of a human’s life, usually nearing its end, it becomes necessary for him, or her (but most likely him), to gain as much power over others as possible to ensure a legacy that lasts for all time. Although much has changed since my youth in the late 1700s, I, Sir Cornelius Jefferson, shall … Read More