HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nick Stonesifer ’20 Finding places in schools where you can feel safe can prove quite difficult. But if you’re truly in need of a safe space, look no … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Drew Scott ’20 With the success of Apple’s new product, a $999 stand for your Apple TV, one thing has been made crystal clear. People are really … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Noah Corman ‘19 For those who remember, the former overlord of the Humor section, Jared Schwartz, predicted that this year’s Humor section would tragically fall apart without his … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Lauren Hesse ‘19 In a groundbreaking new study, two Harvard scientists have concluded that getting a vaccine, of any type, causes serious neurological side effects if … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Drew Scott ‘20 With the end of the year approaching, many students are rushing to get their final grades up to acceptable, punishment-clearing levels. However, there may … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Devon Goldstein ‘21 and Sudha Sudaker ‘21 Most people know senior Charlie Stanley for his stellar athletic performance on the lacrosse field. However, many would be … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Liam Kennedy ‘19 Are you sick of stumbling into the bathroom at 7 in the morning, where you promptly bang your head on the cabinet and stub … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Lauren Hesse ‘19 In a groundbreaking new study, two Harvard scientists have concluded that getting a vaccine, of any type, causes serious neurological side effects if the … Read More
HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Russell Irons ‘19 Ever since its release in 2015, the Juul has enraptured today’s youth much to the ire of their elders. Its main draws are … Read More
This article is intended as satire and uses the tools of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule in the context of contemporary politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Jonah Sachs ‘20 Some Sherwood students were stunned to find that one of their favorite social studies teachers, Joshua Kinnetz, was older than they had previously speculated. When Kinnetz offhandedly … Read More