By Mike Crooks

What’s up ladies my name is Mike. I’m 17 years old, I go to Sherwood High School, I’ve been single for about 17 years now, and I’m looking for love.

Before we meet you should know a few things about me.

I love Ryan Seacrest, I hate reptiles, I enjoy taking frequent cat naps, and my favorite spice is paprika.

On Saturday nights I take the metro to a bar in D.C. and sing karaoke. My specialties: the theme song from “Full House,” “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper and “Livin La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin. Of the handful of people who have heard me sing, the majority have deemed my  voice angel-like and I have even drawn comparisons to the likes of P!nk and the king of pop (Jason Derulo).

When I’m not singing or lifting weights, you can probably find me at school or in my basement watching “Laguna Beach.” Just kidding I don’t watch “Laguna Beach.” Just kidding, I do… lol.

My best friend right now is probably my mom. She does stuff for me like cook me food, clean my laundry, clip my toe nails, and she’s always down to see a movie or go get a bite to eat or whatever. Hold on my mom needs me to help her bake this cake.

Alright I’m back. Anyways, I’m a pretty cool guy and I have good hygiene. If we have anything in common, you should definitely chat me. Mama always told me “listen to your heart.”