Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma

Just as he arrived on Christmas Day

She had gotten sick and tired of hearing

that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

She’d been listening to the radio

and she nearly lost her breath

yellin’ cuss words at the DJ

for playin’ that song where she gets hooved to death.

So she set out on the warpath

there was evil in her eye

she said “I’m gonna find that reindeer

and by golly, one of us is gonna die!”

Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma

just as he arrived on Christmas Day

She had gotten sick and tired of hearin’

that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

Santa Claus had made a landing

on the new expressway

Grandma was doin’ 120

with her headlights pointed straight at Santa’s sleigh.