Christmas Demands of a Diva
by Joy Zhang ’14
The holidays should be a time of appreciation and generosity, but girls our age seem to take advantage of this festive occasion to make outrageous demands. I admit I’m one of those brats …
10) Lots and lots of nail polish
9) Ugg boots
8) Tiffany’s jewelry
7) Northface jacket
6) iPhone 5
5) Phone cases for my new phone (in every color of the rainbow)
4) My own car… and a chauffeur
3)My servant to feed me, do my homework, scratch my back, fetch me things.
2)Tickets to an N’ SYNC concert (I know they’re separated but daddy has connections, right?)
1) A new sister (I hate my brother, I need someone to gossip and braid with)