How Students Feel During School vs. During the Summer

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nicholas Schade ‘23

Fun in Sherwood’s Sun

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Nicholas Schade ‘23

Horoscopes

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Aries — After a long period of isolation, the voices in your head now have faces to match. Why not befriend them and extend your social circle? Taurus — … Read More

(not) exactly news: March 2022

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ella Scher ‘23 Relief Fund Started For Teen Victims Of NFTs Though the members of Sherwood’s NFT Club joined with high hopes, three weeks later, their dreams have … Read More

Abnormal Advice: Reloaded

by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Dear Benjamin, Lately, my math teacher, “Ms. Smith,” has spent most of class sharing her family drama with us. I feel bad, since she is clearly dealing with intense trauma – Ms. Smith’s mother cheated on her husband with Ms. Smith’s own husband! But, I’m also failing Geometry. How do I provide emotional support while conveying … Read More

Mask Off Sherwood

by Nicholas Schade ’23 HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues.

Morbius’ Introduces Epic MCU Connection

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Coming to theaters on April 1, 2022, Sony Pictures Morbius is no joke. Critically acclaimed method actor, Jared Leto, known for kino such as 2016’s … Read More

Space Billionaires Cut Out Common Man

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. Jordan Costolo ‘25 The one percent is going to space. Now if that’s not alarming, I don’t know what is. I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about: … Read More

Abnormal Advice

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Ben Schoenberg ‘24 Hello Benjamin, My teacher eats his breakfast in class every single morning, but it smells so bad. I walk into the room and immediately feel … Read More

How To Keep This Year’s Resolutions

HUMOR DISCLAIMER: This section is intended as satire and uses the tools of exaggeration, irony, or ridicule in the context of politics, current trends, recent school events, and other topical issues. by Aviv Klayman ‘24 Year after year, millions of people make resolutions in January to kick off a new start–from going to the gym daily or creating a futuristic … Read More