Navigating the Crowded Halls of Sherwood

By Leo Corman ’15

Maneuvering through Sherwood’s hallways is difficult for even the most experienced of students. Walking between classes can feel like fighting through a dense maze of backpacks and flesh. Fortunately, after studying the issue for the past year, I have some tips to help you get around Sherwood safely.

Avoid Distractions

Talking on the phone or texting while walking might not seem like a big deal, but it can really impair your focus and coordination. If you truly can’t wait, pull over to the side in a way that does not obstruct traffic and proceed to talk or type away.

Use Caution 

When changing lanes or turning, make frequent head checks before merging and wait for a safe opening before turning across traffic. Make sure no one is coming in the other lane before passing someone. Be especially careful at busy intersections.

Obey The Speed Limit

Speeding endangers not only your own safety but that of everyone around you. There is no need to rush – you’re better off safe than sorry.

Walk Defensively

You have to always be ready for the crazy things that other people will do in the hallway, so maintain a safe following distance and keep your eyes up. You need to be aware of everything going on around you, including teachers with carts, abnormally large backpacks and bathroom get-togethers.

Properly Secure Cargo

Your backpack should be zipped tightly and your textbooks and binders tucked firmly under your arm. The last thing you want is for your papers to end up scattered all over the floor.

Use Discretion

When attempting to dap another student up if they are traveling in the opposite direction, you must factor in your speed and his or her speed, and watch out for other students walking in between. Do NOT attempt the dap if it is too dangerous.

Travel Sober

Last but certainly not least, never travel under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Staying safe in the halls depends on split-second decisions that require your full physical, mental and emotional attention. Remember, “you’re no punk, so don’t walk drunk” (courtesy of National Hallway Traffic Safety Administration).